Sunday, 12 December 2010


Living in Germany must be rubbing off at last. You will not believe it, but in the last 24 hours I have produced 7 different sorts of cookies. They all taste good and what's more they look good! Even really complicated procedures with egg white and brushing with yolk and leaving overnight. (Those were the Bethmännchen, one of my favourites.)

I have even packed them (lovingly) into those little cellophane bags and tied the top with red ribbon and a tiny piece of pine tree.

The Brits will be most impressed.


for some yummy recipes

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Christmas Markets


Wondering if I should eat any of that tasty goulash which has been simmering on the range for hours. Tomorrow the first three traditional VHS Christmas Buffets take place and so may be it would be wise to go hungry this evening.

Just asked Horst what I should write about today. We were on the way home from the Christmas Market in Rotenburg, so that possibly influenced his answer: " 'All about the Christmas Market in Yeovil' and it will be a very short piece as there isn't one."

Well he is right there, but it's not true that the UK is completely void of Yuletide markets. Many of them are called "German Christmas Markets" as even we Brits admit that when it comes to being tasteful at Christmas, then Germany has won the title.


Especially tak a look at Bath - not too far from Yeovil so perhaps that will have to do.

Sunday, 28 November 2010

A Colourful World


It's the first Sunday in Advent, and how beautiful the world looks - white and crispy and sparkling!

It's such a joy for me to unpack all my Christmas decorations and decorate the house, deciding which ornaments get their turn this year and which need a rest. And of course, there are always a few new beauties to join the gang.

Those of you who were already with The Penguinet last year will remember Woodlands School's Advent Calendar: it's a tradition worth keeping, so here you are again:



New photos have been flying in from Borneo, and I must share these coloured chickens with you. Now, it's Borneo, and there are animals of untold colours and forms there and so Omi politely enquired what type of chickens these are... to get the answer they are perfectly normal chickens, who had been coloured by their market vendors with food colouring.

Wow.

Sunday, 21 November 2010

In a complete lather


That was a surprise: on Tuesday afternoon the fourth group of the day marched in, looking pleased with themselves. They had exciting news and so I invited them to tell me... you could have knocked me down with a feather when they told me about the Royal Engagement. Not, you understand, that the engagement itself was a surprise, just that my students knew before I did.
I am so thrilled. Think of the lessons we can enjoy together next year. Princess of the Week! Royal Weddings of the Past! The mind simply boggles.
I can't wait.
Visit http://www.royal.gov.uk/

Monday, 15 November 2010

Burning the midnight oil


Gosh I was so busy yesterday morning, I forgot to write the new blog! I hasten to say it was busy-ness for the students as this week's lessons involve tons of preparations, websit-visiting, youtube-searching etc.


Waking at just after 5am this morning I had that funny feeling of forgetting something - and remembered The Penguinet.


We're coming to that time of year again where people start to bastel. I am sure there is no English equivalent of this as in my opinion, w don't do it. Or at least, not well. I attended Bastel classes at the VHS with my children when they were little. It was a nightmare. The German Moms produced pieces to die for, whilst my efforts were, well, an embarrassment.

Anyway, for all thos Bastel Kings and Queens out there, try this, it was found by Laura who is planning activities for Aquarium visitors. :

Sunday, 7 November 2010

If you do that...




It's been a tough week for the students: so many of them struggling with 'If' clauses. It's not on my list of serious mistakes (you'll still be understood), but when I hear this particular mistake on a regular basis I know it's time to do something.


One of my psychologists said something this week which made me think (actually they all do, always); that I teach through enabling my students to experience. So I'm not into exercises, I can't see the connection to Real Life and I know that getting 10 out of 10 in a test does not mean a person has really understood what is going on.


Nevertheless, I know some students love exercises - so for those of you wishing to practice your "Ifs" - here you are:




Sunday, 31 October 2010


Zipping in my speedy car from one group to the next, I nearly choked on my banana: the news came through of the sad demise of Paul the Octopus.

Some insiders may know that my relationship to these animals has been tricky. For many years I had an octopus-phobia. Really. I mean, how on earth could that happen? It was so bad that I could not even stay in a room with a picture of one - in a magazine for instance - let alone be anywhere near a real octopus.

Well, living in Morsum means I don't get close and personal with Octopi all that often, so I just lived with this quirk. But then my daughter turned into a marine biologist, and the symbol of Aquatica was - you guessed - an octopus.

So I decided to fight my phobia, starting with a cuddly octopus toy from Ikea. How brave I was to push that around Ikea in a shopping trolley. Then it sat around the biggest room in our house, with me giving it a wide berth. In the meantime, I kpt hearing what marvellous and wonderful creatures they are.

And then Baby Johann - after his Mom had checked with Omi - arrived for a breakfast date wearing an outfit with an octopus embroidered on the front. What could I say?

So now I don't exactly love them, but they no longer give me the screaming heebie-jeebies. And when I heard that Paul had died, I was really sad.

Find out more on: http://www.octopus.com/

Sunday, 24 October 2010

A history of the world...


... in a hundred objects.



Many of you are already tuning in to wonderful BBC Radio 4, and in that cas you will know about the series "A History of the World in 100 Objects". It's a magnificent row of 15-minute talks describing 100 objects which can be found in the glorious British Museum. Members of Staff there chose objects which they considered vital steps in World History. You can still download the podcasts, but why not visit the British Museum Site and find out even more:


The picture on the left shows one of the objects, a plate commemorating the Russian Revolution.


Writing this has ben unusually tiresom, as the letter "e" keeps getting stuck on my laptop. I think this is a consequence of eating toast too close. Or too clos.

Hav a good wk:)

Sunday, 17 October 2010

When the autumn leaves fall...


Good morning all from beautiful autumnal Morsum.

Isn't that word "autumn" wonderful? Of course, our US cousins call this "The fall". Last week when I was in beautiful Maryland, people often said to me, "I love your accent!" "You're the one with the accent," I thought privately. But on that I'm not quite right. In many cases - and autumn is one - it's the US word which is the original, it's the Brits who changed - in the case of "autumn" during the 18th century when all things French became very fashionable.

Try this quiz to find out how bilingual you are:)

Saturday, 2 October 2010

Hi from the US!!!

Really quickly from the US, to say... this Sunday Diane and I are off to New York City to see The Lion King on Broadway and I am So EXCITED!!!!!
Back home next week and more English for you then.
Love from all of us in Columbia Maryland.

Sunday, 26 September 2010

Superheroes




When Laura was a little girl we lived in Florida. She went to the Montessori Kindergarten in Merritt Island in the afternoons and when she got home she could hardly wait to turn on the TV and watch "Superfriends".


Don't you just love Superheroes? I especially like the capes.



We could have done with Superhero several times this week; lots of things going wrong, misunderstandings - and the dreadful news from Borneo that a disgruntled employee had poisoned the water treatment system with cyanide: many fish died.




But we never let our heads hang and in the Quest to improve your English I have found the answer:


GRAMMARMAN






It's great!

Sunday, 19 September 2010

The last roses of summer




Good afternoon all, slightly later today as we whizzed to the fleamarket in Thedinghausen to buy games for your lessons - successfully I'm glad to say.


The news is so weird these days, isn't it? Single persons make strange pronouncements which are then flashed around the world, causing chaos and mayhem.
Anyway, good old VOA will certainly help you improve your English. Visit and explore this site, you will find links to grammar/vocabulary sections as well as interesting news stories.

Back now to the Thanhäuser Markt (this time by bike), promised His Nibs a Currywurst...

Sunday, 12 September 2010

The Battle of Britain


Oh gosh, had the website chosen and the text partly written (mentally at least) for you this morning - when we listened to BBC Radio 4 while munching our broetchen. The news from the UK has been full of the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Britain the last week or two, and today seems to be The Day. So, still in my slumberwear, I leapt to the laptop to quickly find some info for this week's students.

I stumbled upon


And wow wow wow!

Vimeo is a video-sharing site and lo and behold Cambridge University has a portfolio of fascinating videos there, you can even download them...
Have a great week!

Sunday, 5 September 2010

Guten Appetit!

Well to keep you busy right from the start, I just read and loved:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/05/weekinreview/05gilbertson.html?ref=world
It's a great article about what different countries troops take with them to eat. You can click on Great Britain, Germany, Ukraine... fascinating.

Some weeks ago Laura-on-Borneo told me she was leaving work early to fetch Anya from Kindergarten, "To avoid the Ramadan traffic jams". Sabah is of course part of Malaysia, an Islamic state. Sabah itself has a mix of Islam, Christianity, and all sorts of other religions who all seem to get along just fine.
This week Ramadan was brought a bit closer to me when I was bleating in one group about not being able to drink tea or coffee in the morning (due to Lyme Disease medication) and one especially dear student looked at me. In that moment I remembered she is Moslem and asked if she is fasting. What a silly question, of course she is. In discussions this week à propos Thilo S., it struck me that I really do not know very much about Islam, or Islamic beliefs or customs.
So, for a tiny introduction I took a look at


http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/Homework/religion/Islam.htm





... maybe you will enjoy that too.

Sunday, 29 August 2010

Back again


It may still be August but when I look out of my window I know it's autumn - which must mean that everyone is back at work and eager to resume normal service.
So welcome back to The Penguinet.
I've been absent for some weeks - firstly looking after my Mum, then in the UK - and then, strangely for me, having little energy, falling asleep on my feet. Turns out I have Lyme disease, borreliose to some of you. So now am on antibiotics and feeling much better, thank you. Hope this continues as, despite head-to-toe protection working in my garden, I found a tick firmly embedded yesterday evening and this morning two bites.
Oh well, let's hope for the best.
A highspot with some groups this week will be prepositions of place, so those of you who would like to practice will enjoy this page:
www.english-4u.de/prep_of_place.htm


And PS, yes, Val & Tracey had a lovely wedding!

Sunday, 11 July 2010

What a scorcher!!!


Yesterday record temperatures in Yeovil, 27°. Ha! We laughed merrily, topping that easily in downtown Morsum. The people who built our house all those years ago knew what they were doing thank heavens and inside it is still quite cool. From time to time I wander out and chat to my roses, which are having a good year.

Rcently surfing, I chanced on this, which I thought might amuse you:

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Happy 4th!


I had forgotten, but when you have an ill person at home, life gets a completely different rhythm. And when you have got over the first panic, and the patient seems to be on the mend, it's quite nice. All the normal rushing around just doesn't take place. You provide regular and nutritious meals and do all sorts of things like cutting people's toenails, which you wouldn't normally do. Small signs of progress cause great joy... such as my Mum just now wanting to go into the garden to see the roses, which she managed with the help of her Rollator.

Anyway, in the midst of all these warm feelings let's not forget today is the 4th of July - visit


and find out more:)

Sunday, 20 June 2010

The best laid plans...


My Mum and cousin Janice (cousin Valdon's mother) arrived last week - on the second day my Mum fell in our garden and broke her hip. So after two ambulance rides and an operation she has been in hospital in Achim for the last week. She is doing OK and gaining German vocabulary and, more importantly, cultural competences daily.
So I am preparing lessons for you all on how to call an ambulance in English, how to describe where it hurts etc. Whilst searching for exciting activities connected with accidents, I found this site which also has very imteresting stuff about the Gulf oil spill:
www.michellehenry.fr/cata.htm#oilGM

And here is a 'before' photo, of a very happy afternoon...

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

Tuesday in Borneo



Well! Just got back from a most exciting time.
We hired a bus and transported all the children from Riko's village plus sundry adults to the Aquarium. Here is a small group we managed to get to stand still long enough to snap. Many of these children have never been to Kota Kinabalu before, let alone an aquarium and science discovery centre!
They loved it. Wish Jörg Pilawa could have been there...

Sunday, 23 May 2010

A week to remember


I am just beginning to get my feet back on the ground after an amazing week. Seeing ourselves on TV and actually being allowed to talk about our wonderful win has made it all seem more real than ever. And skyping with Laura (and Anya and Johann) and hearing about the visitors to Aquatica - GC and the first steps they are all taking is simply a joy.

This week too saw all the VHS students in Morsum, trying Borneo soup and salad and a Jamie Oliver recipe dessert. I had asked for donations for the work of Dr Catherine Hamlin, obstetrician, who works with women in Ethiopia.

Please take a moment to watch



and you'll understand why this is a cause close to my heart, as Mom and Omi. I am so glad to tell you that we have collected over 600 euros.
You know what, my Dad would have said at this point "Halleluja", so I know you'll understand if I say it too. Quietly.

Monday, 17 May 2010

Looking eastwards


Following our flower exercise recently on a Polish site, here are some nice pages from a Czech ditto.

You'll excuse me if I return to the TV screen...


Sunday, 9 May 2010

Asparagus etc


Just spent an hour peeling asparagus. This is already a giant leap for mankind, or at least for me, as the very first time I served asparagus here in Germany it was not a success. This vegetable is popular in the UK too, but in its green variety - which needs no peeling. So my first venture, happily unpeeled, was woody and tough to say the least. Didn't touch it again for at least 20 years.

Now I've got the hang of it and living in the middle of Spargelland as we do, it seemed like a good idea yesterday to buy tons of the stuff. Take a look at these pages on 'German food', it's really interesting and if you pursue the asparagus pages you'll find definitions of 'Handelsklasse I/II/II' etc.

Fascinating:)

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Spring has sprung


The garden is so beautiful I have to tear myself away to come indoors. And when I go back outside again, I find plants which I swear weren't there 10 minutes ago. Old friends which I'd forgotten - wood anemones, trusty old daffodils, mingle with showy new parrot tulips.
Gorgeous.
Try this sparky quiz to test your spring flower vocabulary:
http://www.anglomaniacy.pl
You'll find all sorts of fun things there...


And, by the way: Aquatica - The Green Connection - has opened in Kota Kinabalu and the visitors (including Anya) love it:)
Joy.

Saturday, 24 April 2010

Back again


Well, that look longer than expected, simply because being an Omi obviously addles the brain. As you all know, Baby Johann arrived safely, everyone is fine, Horst celebrated his birthday on the same day, is also fine, and Omi forgot to update The Penguinet.

I'm sorry!

There's no excuse today though: things are hotting up in the UK election campaign and I know you will all want up to date info. So try


and click your way through to fascinating opinion poll results and much more.
And now you'll have to excuse me while I go back to be 100% Omi again:)

Sunday, 11 April 2010

Just waiting

I know you are all going to understand that today my mind is on other things just now.
5.30am Borneo time tomorrow (Monday) Laura & Riko will leave the beach chalet and drive to KK where Laura will have her baby by Caesarian. Anya will be home on the beach with her Nenek (other Oma), Riko's Mum.
So, can't do much from here except keep calm and try and be normal - so it being Sunday, here we go!
I know lots of you enjoy the quizzes and tips on the BBC & with the British Council. Here's a similar site, also lots of quizzes and info.
www.learnenglish.de

So enjoy and WATCH THIS SPACE - I'll update as soon as I have some news.

Sunday, 4 April 2010


Good afternoon to all of you Easter Bunnies.

It's been a funny sort of two weeks, spent a week in Yeovil flat on my back sleeping on my Mum's sofa with no voice whatsoever. Arrived back in time to have - first time ever - Handwerker in the house and wow what a good job they did with our living room. It is now so beautiful you are only allowed to peep at it from behind a perspex screen. Martina brushed cookie crumbs from her lap onto the new (red and yellow) carpet yesterday and I nearly killed her.

Anyway.

Many of you know of the solace and companionship I have always found with BBC Radio 4. But it's also fun to tune in to the world, and so why not give


a try. Here you can access live streaming of radio from all over the world, my personal favourites being Australia and boondock towns in the US. Makes you feel (a bit) like James Dean.
Happy Easter...

Saturday, 20 March 2010

What is this?


Early today as I'm leaving for Yeovil later this morning. This week I stumbled over such an exciting translating project, I think we should all give it a go:



And let's have a competition - anyone recognise what this is, snapped in my Mum's kitchen in Yeovil??


Sunday, 14 March 2010

Aprons on...


Oh what a good week we had, so many of us watching Jamie Oliver starting a revolution in School Dinners in the UK.
I've become a real fan of his... hasn't always been like this. I didn't like him a few years ago - for all sorts of reasons. That started to change three years ago when I wrote to Jamie (or at least his team) to tell him about Riko's recipes and invite him to Borneo. Well he hasn't been there yet, but he (or his team) did send a very nice photo, with the inscription 'For Laura and Riko' - and my were they thrilled. that photo is hanging in a frame on the wall of the beach house in Borneo. That was the start of me opening my mind for a more modern style - of cooking, of presentation.
If you are interested in trying some of Jamie's recipes for yourself, visit:
www.jamieoliver.com
and Guten Appetit!

Sunday, 7 March 2010

National Geographic


Some things never change, thank goodness, and dear old National Geographic Magazine with its familiar mustard-yellow colour cover has been part of my life since before I can remember. Not the texts, which were often a shade too American, but the pictures!

Visit http://www.nationalgeographic.com/ for hours of enjoyment exploring our beautiful world, and if you are ever stuck for a present take my tip and give the present which lasts a whole year - a National Geographic subscription. It's a bargain at 33 euros per year.

Sunday, 28 February 2010

Bore Da! (That's Welsh)


March 1st is a red letter day - not only my birthday (yep) but, more importantly for the world at large, St David's Day. 'Wie bitte?' I hear you all asking. Keep calm. St David is the patron saint of Wales, and March 1st is his very own day.
The UK is exactly that - a United Kingdom, of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. It's like a family - none of the members really like each other but they know that when push comes to shove they will defend each other to the death.
My family comes from Wales, although South rather than North so really only Welsh-ish. Not Welsh-speaking and not mad on Welsh cakes and lamb.
On St David's Day patriots will be wearing a daffodil (or for gentlemen traditionally a leek, how strange), and taking part in Eisteddfods - festivals of poetry and song.
Find out more on: http://www.stdavidsday.org/

Sunday, 21 February 2010

Calling all couch potatoes


Talk about a let-down. I got myself quite excited about the winter Olympics, prepared all sort of lovely crosswords and quizzes... and happily invited the students to tell me which events they had seen, who was their favourite sportsman etc etc.
That penguin was whizzing around the classroom really fast. Nobody was really interested in the olympics. They hadn't really seen any events (except for the noble student who remembered it was to be our topic and bravely switched on, becoming entranced by curling, along the way). So this week was an uphill struggle to say the least.
I don't give up easily as you all guessed, so would like you to take a look at
www.nbcolympics.com
which for sure will inspire you with Olympic fever.

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Happy Valentine's Day


The best thing last week was that so many students told me they read this Blog, and even follow the links and practice their English.
That was wonderful news for me and warmed my heart, much in need of warming in this bleak winter.
So while wishing you all a very happy Valentine's Day I would like to point you in the direction of:

http://www.history.com/content/valentine

with love.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Planning a holiday?


I often get asked for recommendations or tips for English courses in the UK (or Malta). It's not so easy. One thing you should look out for is that the course is approved by the British Council, who will have checked that your teachers have some sort of certification and are most probably not axe-murderers. Courses are often rather expensive and (to tell the truth) I'm not convinced of if they are really worth the money.

So my recommendation? Go on a National Trust working holiday.

The National Trust - as you know - is the simply perfect British organisation which takes care of countless historic properties and acres of countryside in the UK, keeping it in trust, as they say, 'For ever, for everyone'. That's not cheap of course, and the NT is funded by donations, members, charity events - and is based on the work of trillions of volunteers - including, over the last years, my Mum, Laura, Horst & me.
Visit http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/ and click your way through "holidays" (right hand side) to 'working holidays'.
This holiday may be a weekend or up to two weeks - you will be working in a team of (mostly) Brits - young and not so young, men and women, under the supervision of professional NT people and volunteer leaders. You can restore old buildings, clear gorse from Cornish hillsides, rebuild dry stone walls - well, take a look for yourself what's on offer.
And you know what, it's cheap. You stay in a (possibly quite basic) "basecamp", take turns in cooking the meals. There's plenty of free time and always the chance to go to the pub with your new friends. You will never, ever, get a better chance to improve your English and experience real intercultural challenges - starting from about €100.

I don't know what you're all waiting for!

Sunday, 31 January 2010


This time of year, up to our ears in snow and ice, what could be better than cosily sitting at home - with a big bar of chocolate.
The chocolate world in the UK has changed a lot since I was a little girl, products disapppeared, flavours changed. But the feeling of biting into that lovely thick chunk of a Cadbury's Dairy Milk has not changed (although whole nut is maybe even better.)
Have a look at Cadbury's great website, for history, recipes and fund and games:
www.cadbury.co.uk

Sunday, 24 January 2010

Home again


Oh yes, I had a wonderful time on Borneo. I flew on the day storm Daisy hit Germany, Frankfurt in chaos - all flights annulled - yikes - except 'Singapore'. First time in many years I had to climb up stairs outside into a jumbo (how high!) and first time ever I did that in a blizzard. Missed my connection in Singapore so was re-routed via Kuala Lumpur. After 36 hours I touched down in Kota Kinabalu, I had told Laura it would be easy to recognize me, I was the Walking Dead.

Somewhere around hour 34 I thought to myself that I would never do this again, Skype is also great. But Riko drove with Anya and met us at the hotel. My beautiful little girl was fast asleep. Laura woke her, took her out of her car seat and gave her to me. As I held her in my arms I knew that 36 hours is nothing, 72 would also be OK and if I have to walk to Borneo to see her, well I'll do that too.

That's enough of Omi, back to being your teacher and why not start the year as you mean to continue - learn a new word every day. Check out:



You'll love it!

Sunday, 3 January 2010

Happy New Year


I am quietly confident that you all have "I must learn more vocabulary" at the tippy top of your New Year's Resolutions list. So here's some help:
http://bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/flash/wordmaster

Keep warm, all of you and drive carefully!